I Like Answering Questions

Jess is my bud. We eat peppers. Here are the questions she tagged with.

1. Which movie is your least favorite and why?

Nacho Libre. Or Napolean Dynamite.

I can not afford to lose the precious brain cells that flee when they are viciously confronted with these films.

2. If you could do away with one school subject, which would it be?

Not the subject, it's important, but the class: Financial Literacy.

3. Would you rather be eternally missing a pen or a razor?

Pen. Quoting the eternal words of Stefanie, 

"It's more embarrassing to ask for a razor. You can always borrow a pen."

4. How often do you read the newspaper?

Every day.

5. Florescent or incandescent? 

Incandescent. It has an extra syllable.

6. What is the ugliest color pair you have ever seen?

 

Or maybe I just despise the boots. Look at 'em. But not for too long, or you'll start to hate life.

7. If you could go skydiving with any fictional character, who would it be?

Harry Potter. He could apparate us out of there if things got sticky.

8. If you had to come up with an eighth question, what would it be?

Why couldn't Jess ask me this question? I can't think of questions...

9. What is the antiderivative of cscx? (Google it)

I will not use google for evil.

10. What is the maximum age your husband could be if you are 22 when you get married?

26. But, obviously, nothing can stop true love.

11. If your new jeans made you look like a whale, who would let you know first?

The mirror. It talks to me.

One Direction Moment: It's gotta be you. Only you. It's got to be you. Only you.