Bazinga

Daylight Savings Time.
I have never felt so little respect for the bespectacled Ben Franklin.

It should be renamed.

You Get No Sleep Time.
or maybe
Your Hair Will Look Like a Rat's Nest Because You Didn't Have Time Because You Forgot You Lost An Hour This Time Around Time
or maybe
Grumpy Time.

I really don't have that big a biff with it. But it's easy to ridicule.
And it is lovely that this is what I get to see every morning.
I went to the dentist.
I adore the dentist.
I adore my teeth after they have been cleaned.

I adore the new toothbrush I received at the dentist.

(This lovely lady looks nothing like my dental assistant, Tiffany)

THOUGHTS FROM THE DENTIST'S CHAIR
"I swear the only reason they have the dental assistants wear a mask is so the patients don't look up her nose."
"I wonder how big her nostrils are."
"I didn't know my dentist played the piano. Maybe we could have a play-off."
"I have got the good life. Sitting here, with Tiffany working on my teeth, and I get to watch Gilmore Girls. Granted I can't hear anything with this WHIRRING!"
"When that one buzzing tool gets close to the ear phones I can't hear Gilmore Girls, there's so much static. It's like alien inception."
"These tools look frighteningly similar to what I imagine torture devices to look like."
"Why do they talk to me like I can respond? These are fabulous people and I would love to talk to them, but I can't because of these torturous tools hanging from my lips!"
"I want to watch the Bachelor."

So I watched the Bachelor. Ben picked Courtney. I hope they can be happy. And I hope Lindsey finds a kick-butt man and gets way over Ben.

(Gorgeous Lindsey)

Also, this makes me laugh. Every time.