How I wish that were true.
Every time I pronounce crepes, everyone around me tells me I'm doing it wrong. I'm not saying creeps. But they want me to say it like "crept" without the "t." I don't understand how anyone can be preoccupied with the pronunciation of a French word with that little strawberry number right in front of their wide open pie (crepe/creep/crept) hole.Do you know how dangerous it is to be in the habit of repeating something you hear and putting an accented "you" in front of the sentence?
Real dangerous.
For example.
"That smells funny."
"YOU smell funny!"
And then there you are, eyes like a deer being blasted with fluorescent vehicle lights, mouth wide open like unto a codfish opening and closing as you try to get out... "I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. You smell like lilacs. Promise."
(He looks like the fourth Stooge... he'd fit right in)
(He looks like the fourth Stooge... he'd fit right in)I think that JCP is genius. Their commercials are brilliant. I don't know how to put up the video, but I can do links, so click here and laugh away.
So, when you realize that you have to miss seminary to go to the dentist, what do you do?
You eat a crepe because they will fix it tomorrow. And secretly rejoice that your teeth will be clean and lament that you will miss out on Bro. Judd's hilariousity/spirituality.
When you also realize that you have a band rehearsal right after said dentist appointment, what do you do?
You watch that commercial over and over and over so that you can watch it in your head when Summers works with the band and not you.
When you are struck with an epiphany that you also have rehearsal for ensemble region right after said band rehearsal, what do you do?
You go to bed at once so you don't worry about all the homework that you will miss out on doing because you are too busy being surrounded by music. ...Too bad.
Cheers.
So, when you realize that you have to miss seminary to go to the dentist, what do you do?
You eat a crepe because they will fix it tomorrow. And secretly rejoice that your teeth will be clean and lament that you will miss out on Bro. Judd's hilariousity/spirituality.
When you also realize that you have a band rehearsal right after said dentist appointment, what do you do?
You watch that commercial over and over and over so that you can watch it in your head when Summers works with the band and not you.
When you are struck with an epiphany that you also have rehearsal for ensemble region right after said band rehearsal, what do you do?
You go to bed at once so you don't worry about all the homework that you will miss out on doing because you are too busy being surrounded by music. ...Too bad.
Cheers.
hahaha. I love you. I say "crepe" like it rhymes with grape. :)
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