These are the events of Sunday. Told on Monday.
I woke up this morning and I could see. My first thought: I have been cured!!! Second thought: Dang! I slept in my contacts.
My dog came over, five feet away from me and stared at the ground, wagging her tail for a whole minute. I interpreted this as, "Pet me." So I did.
My foot really fell asleep! So the first step I took, I involuntarily made a really loud, unattractive noise. I needed to fix that. So every step from then on that I took, I made a sound like "Bah!" without the humbug because a) bugs are icky, b) I adore Christmas.
We finally got our tree.
Hallelujah.
BAHAHA it took me a second to figure it out but I love your first and second thoughts of the day :)
ReplyDeleteoh caroline :) i just read this lovely post in a not so happy mood. i haven't smiled or chuckled for the past hour and a half. this made me smile :) and laugh. out loud. thank you :)
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